Well, on the impulses, you have double sessions tonight. So while I certainly have impulses (many of them), there's that whole discretion thing, and snogging you in front of your class would rather put that all to shambles, I think.

And you're right it's not an urgent problem. I think the real matter (for both of us) is that it's coming from one of your students. Someone who is apparently smiling to your face and then dropping you nasty notes when you're unawares. It all feels quite a lot more personal than what the papers write.