I've seen a few already. There was one that called me Sarah Jane Parks. Being 'innocent and lovely' was nice to see but 'depressingly dowdy'?!? My robes were BEAUTIFUL even if they weren't from some famous designer like Pansy's Hydra's most everyone else's in Slytherin some.

Pansy told me not to read the nasty ones but I couldn't help myself.

Well. At least Viktor was right, they didn't have any time to look into my family. Though there was one article where they have this whole little side bar explaining that half-bloods in fostering have very little money of their own and outlining the entire BUDGET that our foster families get from the Ministry! And then they talked about the school robes and noted I wasn't in them and speculated that Pansy had bought them for me and wrote about HER family fortune. I hate to think what sorts of things they'd have written about my mum and dad -- my original mum and dad, I mean, not Mr and Mrs Stretton -- if they'd had time. (They'd probably have written all sorts of dreadful things about the Strettons too but I mind less come to think about it.)

Anyway I'll come up later to see the rest of it. There are probably a few no one in Slytherin had.