Trying to find them funny is a good idea. Maybe I'll bring Pansy with me and we can take turns reading them out loud? When I looked at them this morning everyone was watching for my reaction and so I tried just to roll my eyes and say you can't expect much from a group of reporters who couldn't even get my name right (SARAH JANE PARKS, really? Although at least if they think my last name is 'Parks' they'll have a job of it to find my parents.)

I didn't look that much at what they said about you but you were on the front page of nearly everything. Did anyone say anything bad? I don't know how they could, you were so elegant and you and the Razzer Professor Lestrange looked absolutely lovely together. And you've both been completely proper.