Could have very well have been me, and he knows that. Just a stroke of luck that it wasn't.

Now tell the truth- a few of them are wondering how you're managing with a philistine like myself, aren't they? No research credentials on me and they know it. But I'm not too worried. It only means they'll be forced to conclude that I have positively mind-blowing moves in bed. Even better than solving the riddle of the stars' origins in Ursa Major.

But I did follow along easily enough with your lecture. I can see how your students would appreciate your approach.