Actually, I was on the verge of saying that I almost wish we had a case of the clap every year or so, just as a reminder to the rest of them that pregnancy is not the only matter for concern.

And, of course, for the ones who are not attracted to the opposite gender, there's the danger that they'll not think they could ask me--for information or counsel or physical concerns--because, somehow, they get it in mind that preventing pregnancy is my only brief when it comes to sexuality. Or perhaps they expect I'll disapprove.