My garden designer has a sense of humour, and also a great deal of respect for some of the folklore traditions that link poison plants and defence, really. I can send along the full plans, if you'd like, and the planting dates. (The incantatus went in a year ago June, so it's fairly well established, the poison garden either late last summer or this spring.)

It's actually easy enough to set the wards to obscure the garden from the entry to Green Park. The complication at the moment is my being at Spence to allow anyone else in. Next week, perhaps? I'm resigning myself to the necessity of several floo journeys, both to Spence and to Hogwarts that really need to happen in the next week or two.

I'm sure Mum would be glad to lend some hair, if that'd reassure, as well, and of course Mr Longbottom would be quite welcome, or whoever else might be interested. (Pomona's quite aware of what I've got too, naturally.)